Cloven Hooves & Adidas Tennis Shoes

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There’s a Shriner in my house, there’s a Shriner in my house
There’s a Shriner in my house, there’s a Shriner in my house
And he’s dining with my folks and he’s passing me the salt
And I just can’t get him out
There’s a Shriner in my house

And he’s bringing all his friends, and he’s bringing all his friends
To a meeting at my house, there’s a Shriner in my house
And they’re chopping cloven hooves and Adidas tennis shoes
And they tied them to the door
There’s a Shriner in my house

And their wives are coming down, and their wives are coming down
In their polyester gowns, to the meeting at my house
And they’re bringing bamboo flutes, and a talking parrot too
And there’s someone in my room
And there’s someone in my room

And there’s someone in my room, and there’s someone in my room
And they left the door ajar, there’s a man tied to a chair
With a bag over his head, and they also tied my cat
With a gag around his mouth
There’s a Shriner in my house

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from Laundryfish, released September 1, 1999

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