Otters Everywhere

from by Anny Luckless

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Listen Billy Crystal give me back my sister
Here’s another bag of leaves
I don’t got a problem keep your million dollars
That’ll be alright with me
And all you dirty bastards hiding in my mattress
Waiting to bite off my toes
Scratching like an otter you don’t gotta bother
Just leave me alone

Who’s on the phone?
It’s the Ayatollah
It’s an important call
Leave me alone

Nobody knows where I go hiding in your silo
Sleeping in your cavities
With maraschino cherries in my capillaries
And medication in my cream
Listen Billy Crystal give me back my sister
Here’s another bag of bones
And Mister Richard gave me a hundred Beanie Babies
And you can have them for your own

Who’s on the phone?
It’s the Ayatollah
He said to stop it now
And leave me alone

Now I’ve got measles and chicken diseases
And bug bites in places unknown
I don’t got cable and I am unable
To even get a dial tone
Listen all you monsters hiding in the dumpsters
Reading all my secret notes
Why can’t you go someplace else with your chicken melts
And your root beer floats?

Cause I know
The Ayatollah
He’s an important man
Just wait till he gets home

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from Laundryfish, released September 1, 1999

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