The Shaver

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror
I'm afraid of what I'll see
Sometimes when I look in the mirror
I'm afraid of what I'll see
So don't come any nearer
Til I go and have a peak
Because your life couldn't be any dearer
You're only seventeen

Well I've never been scared of monsters
Like the ones on Halloween
No I've never been scared of monsters
Like the ones on Halloween
But sometimes when I open the dumpster
I'm afraid of what I'll see
Somebody killed a girl and dumped her in the dumpster
She was only seventeen

Sometimes when I look in the mirror
And there's no one here but me
I turn on the electric shearers
And I shave my body clean
And you probably think I'm queerer
Than the nearest Catholic priest
But without my electric shearers
I'd be just like a beast

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from The Werewolf Album, released May 31, 2002

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