Crimean Kitchen Cleanser

from by Anny Luckless

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Hide your eyes cause I’m on fire
And you don’t want to choke on the smoke
When the shit comes down in the kitchen
Like a nuclear fission you’ll see a flash
And then I’ll kick your ass like bikini wax

You left footprints in my kitchen
And I’m a walking time bomb ticking
You pansy man it’s time to clean up the place
I’ll mop the floor with your fucking face

I’ll hit you with aerosol, you’d better be careful
I jump like a leopard uh-huh
Now the monkeys are running cause they feel it coming
Adjust like a shake from an earthquake
I’ll fry every fish in your lake

You left footprints in my kitchen
And I’m just a walking time bomb ticking
So put on your apron, daffodil
It’s time to teach you the meaning of pain

You mowed the lawn, you think I’m gone
But I’ll grow in your garden like a dandelion
You think I’m dumb, you Peter Pan?
I’ll eat all your soap
Then I’ll fill up your chocolate bunny with poison

Poison, poison, poison…

Close your eyes, it’s time to die
I’ll burn your grass
And then I’ll fill up your glass with ammonia
Your socks and shoes are gone, you leprechaun
I’ll bury your feet in concrete in the ocean because

You left footprints in my kitchen


from Laundryfish, released September 1, 1999


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