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The lion’s den is a great old place to be

Don’t park me in a parking lot
I know what happens there after dark
In a lion’s den I can be myself
But a parking lot makes my ice cream melt
They could jack you up and take your shoes
And you wouldn’t laugh if that happened to you

Don’t leave me on a darkly lit street
I don’t want semen on my seat
And the bumper cars have sixteen wheels
And you’ve no idea how bad that feels
And it’s so embarrassing, don’t pretend
You’re a pretty girl but you’re not my friend

Don’t leave your oven mitts on the stove
It’s true I come from a broken home
And it’s so important to pay your debts
But you spend it all on cigarettes
It’s amazing how long I can hold my breath
With a plastic bag around my head
And the scientific appeal of this
Is a passing promise upon your lips
And the bayonets have all gone and been
And the cyanide is just kicking in


from The Ammonia Chronicles, released January 1, 1998


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